1. WHAT UP, blast from the past?

    Do any of you even remember me??? Last time you saw me post, I was getting over a serious heart ache and partying my face off. That was 2010.

    2011? Met the love of my life, moved in with him, married him, had a baby with him.

    Now, it’s 2012, I have a husband and a 4 month old baby boy. WHAT THE FLONK???

    Anywhoozles, I have a “new” life, which means new blog!


    Please go follow me at http://work-love-mom.tumblr.com/

    (I loved you so much, Martinis-in-a.tumblr.com. SO MUCH. I’ll dump some of my 40 out for you next time I have one…. When the eff will that be?)

    <3

  2. I can haz cookie?

    Ewww, two part-time jobs and an hour commute to both. I live with my boyfriend in the suburbs and have almost no free nights to hang out with my friends because I have to be at work or up early for work. I go over to my parents house to watch TV for an exciting venture outside the house. The only fun plans I’m looking forward to is having my parents over for the Pens game on Thursday.

    My high school best friends are in Meadville, PA; Baltimore, MD; and Columbus, SC. I’m in Pittsburgh, PA. One of those besties has a 3 mo. old and a husband and we’re currently. My home town best friends are migrating south for the winter.

    This. is. my. hell.

    CHANGING THINGS IMMIDIATELY!!!!

  3. Technical difficulty. That’s embarrassing, birches. I mean…bitches.

  4. Got the Droid x today

    Tumble app. rocks on it. Welcome me back birches!

  5. probs gonna start using this biggie bull shiz again since I have no phone.

    or friends.

  6. Only signed on here after 6 months because Alex said he was going to post a joke I put on Facebook.

    Whatevah.

  7. Got my first moving-violation ticket EVER.

    Man… I left the bar and drove the kid I’m very recently dating literately across the street and got pulled over for making an illegal turn. Then had to do a DUI test, passed and got a $110 ticket for the turn.

    Fucking so embarrassing.

    But, oh well. I’m just going to look at the fine as pretty low in perspective to the hundreds of times I have deserved much, much larger fines and jail time.

  8. My date last night told me that his two deal breakers in women are smoking and swearing.

    Well, shit, this ain’t gonn’ fuckin’ work. *puff* *puff*

  9. Man, I have amazing men in my life. From father, to brothers, to friends.

  10. I&#8217;m at the office ALL ALONE today (I am the intern&#8230;who thought this would be a good idea?). I don&#8217;t have access to the filing cabinets because I can&#8217;t find the keys. I don&#8217;t have keys to the front door, so I don&#8217;t know how I&#8217;m suposed to lock up. I don&#8217;t have anything to do, because I finished the &#8220;to-do&#8221; list left for me by 11 am. What I DO have is access to the food pantry. What up!? Are those Coa Coa Pebbles?!?

    I’m at the office ALL ALONE today (I am the intern…who thought this would be a good idea?). I don’t have access to the filing cabinets because I can’t find the keys. I don’t have keys to the front door, so I don’t know how I’m suposed to lock up. I don’t have anything to do, because I finished the “to-do” list left for me by 11 am.

    What I DO have is access to the food pantry. What up!? Are those Coa Coa Pebbles?!?

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