1. “I get worn out from doing anything remotely sexual. How do you do it? Now I know how you got that rockin body”

    -[redacted]

    I’m posting this partially because it’s funny but mostly because it compliments me, back-handedly or otherwise.

  2. I live with ear plugs in my ears.

    It’s a great way to pretend I live alone and not with a roommate, her loud friends, her snoring boyfriend, and her preference for a deafeningly loud TV setting.

    wait, was that the fire alarm? eh…I’ll just wait ‘til I smell smoke.

  3. Me and Schmevin. So psyched to take a picture with me. (feel free to fap. My boyfriend is a sexy son uvah bee sting)

    Me and Schmevin. So psyched to take a picture with me.

    (feel free to fap. My boyfriend is a sexy son uvah bee sting)

  4. Happy Halloween!!

    Happy Halloween!!

  5. me with my brother’s new baby, Evelyn

    me with my brother’s new baby, Evelyn

  6. [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    bodywhispers:

    To all those parents with sleepless nights…

  7. (via meltinyourmouth)

    (via meltinyourmouth)

  8. This morning I woke up at 7 am (I am a college student; This EXTREMELY early) so I could get suited up for an interview I had scheduled with a social worker for a class project. I paid to park my car on campus all day. I went to class in a suit. I drove to the agency early. Waited about 20 minutes until I finally found someone to tell me SHE CALLED OFF SICK.

    Now, I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she’s dying, but I wasted money and so much time for this. I may just be an IUP student with a silly interview for class to her, but I took it very seriously and tried to be the definition of professional. I even called on Monday to confirm our appointment for today. She had my number. She didn’t have taken 30 seconds to save me hours and dollars. Now I have to reschedule and probably lose a week in respect to this projects due date.

    I guess this is no longer my world with everyone else living in it. I guess this is the real world and I’m at the mercy of inconsiderate, unprofessionals.

  9. My monitor shit the bed

    on the BUSIEST week too. I can’t decide if this is positive (no distractions) or horrible (no work can be done in my own place, boring).

  10. Today I...

    • learned I have 4 classes left to take next semester. This means no more commuting for me.
    • learned that if I switch from Sociology with a Human Services concentration to Sociology General Track I will still have 4 classes to take next semester, but no 12 credit, 20 week, unpaid internship this summer.
    • started my application for a 2 year nursing school (hopefully with full-scholarship) that will end in a 3 year contract with a hospital in Pittsburgh for around $40,000 a year (opposed to around $20,000 a year with my sociology degree).
    • made appointments, went to class, did work and got a ton of stuff done.
    • am happy.

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