January 2012
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WHAT UP, blast from the past?
Do any of you even remember me??? Last time you saw me post, I was getting over a serious heart ache and partying my face off. That was 2010.
2011? Met the love of my life, moved in with him, married him, had a baby with him.
Now, it’s 2012, I have a husband and a 4 month old baby boy. WHAT THE FLONK???
Anywhoozles, I have a “new” life, which means new blog!
Please go follow...
October 2010
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I can haz cookie?
Ewww, two part-time jobs and an hour commute to both. I live with my boyfriend in the suburbs and have almost no free nights to hang out with my friends because I have to be at work or up early for work. I go over to my parents house to watch TV for an exciting venture outside the house. The only fun plans I’m looking forward to is having my parents over for the Pens game on Thursday.
My...
September 2010
2 posts
Technical difficulty. That’s embarrassing, birches. I mean…bitches.
Got the Droid x today
Tumble app. rocks on it. Welcome me back birches!
probs gonna start using this biggie bull shiz...
or friends.
Only signed on here after 6 months because Alex...
Whatevah.
July 2010
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Got my first moving-violation ticket EVER.
Man… I left the bar and drove the kid I’m very recently dating literately across the street and got pulled over for making an illegal turn. Then had to do a DUI test, passed and got a $110 ticket for the turn.
Fucking so embarrassing.
But, oh well. I’m just going to look at the fine as pretty low in perspective to the hundreds of times I have deserved much, much larger fines...
June 2010
6 posts
My date last night told me that his two deal...
Well, shit, this ain’t gonn’ fuckin’ work. *puff* *puff*
Man, I have amazing men in my life. From father, to brothers, to friends.
SO I just left this kid I’ve been dating for about 3 months a voicemail that said “This is ridiculous…shit or get off the pot already!” because he told me the other week he wants to take things slow and natural.
My response time is 2 weeks late and extremely immature.
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Followers from New York City: HELP!!!!!
My friend from Germany is going to be in America for a few weeks, so I booked a flight to NYC to meet up with her for a few days. My flight gets in at 12:15 pm; HERS DOESN’T GET IN UNTIL 8 pm!
Meaning I will be alone in new york city for 8 hours (maybe more with flight delays).
Please be my friend. If anyone is willing to meet up with me, show me around, and just hang out, I...
May 2010
4 posts
I am a young professional.
Today was such an ego boost. I dressed up, wearing a black wrap-dress and some black, patent, peep-toe sling-backs, and looked fine as hell, and by George, I knew it.
I work in an office in a courthouse which handles PFA’s (protection from abuse orders), and the young clerks for one of the judges popping their heads into the office every 20 minutes definitely went to my head.
Deal with it.
Ladies, if you are friends with a couple...
…even if you are closer with the dude, always hug the lady first upon greeting or departure.
because you have a vagina, and she probably hates you for it.
I chipped my tooth tonight.
There is no story behind this. It was not done in a badass way, and that pisses me off, more than being a hideous jack-o-lantern does.
April 2010
18 posts
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October 14, 2003 →
I think I have pissed a few people off lately.
Then today in history, Emily made some comment about me laughing too loud. Then I called her retarded, because she really is. She told me that her and Melinda think I’m the meanest person they know. I told her how annoying Melinda is and then she made her weird face. HOW FUN! There are just way too many annoying girls. I’m sorry if I’m assholes to...
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Thank goodness I had enough sense this morning at 7 am, though hung over, to grab a book for today.
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Rocky Votolato, “The City is Calling”
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I'm in love by default.
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Where the FUCK is my phone?
Bar? Dude’s house? This really only poses two problems for me: 1.) I don’t have his number written down anywhere. 2.) How will I wake up for work with no alarm clock?
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Just listened to Alex’s voicemail from February 28th on how I wouldn’t even listen to it for a few months.
March 2010
28 posts
Watch me right after I woke up after getting my... →
David After Dentist ain’t got shit on me!
“Ain’t no thang but a chicken wang!”
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I almost tricked Acewepeel to get back on Tumblr today. I told him there was another Tumblr scandal, rivaling Tara-gate. I told him it was Jordan-gate and Matt Jordan wasn’t actually real.
…can you imagine?
(Then I felt guilty for wanting to foil my best gullies attempts to stay away from Tumblr and confessed before he went on.)
Seriously, my least favorite thing.
When girls start talking about how they can drink most guys under the table. Then why are you telling us this and not drinking, betch. Prove it.
And being the hot mess, screaming Journey lyrics, and puking on the porch does not equate to “keepin’ up with the men”.
Remember to untag those pictures of yourself peeing in a front yard tomorrow morning.
Seriously, my least favorite thing.
When people announce they are eating healthier. Then, they order a “healthy” salad, with iceburg lettuce, cheese, ranch, and fried chicken.
=_=
Okay, Acewepeel.
See you back on here tomorrow! LYLAS lol.
Seriously, my least favorite thing.
“So, are you ready to hang out now?” “Yeah, definitely!” “Okay, what are we doing?” “Oh, crap…ummm, I don’t know, what do you want to do?” *silence, broken only by “um”s*
Hi, mom!
I’ve never really gone through the official dating process. I’ve had two serious boyfriends, the first of which I met at a summer camp and we started dating long distance. The second of which I was first friends with, which grew to hooking up, which grew to a relationship (don’t try that one at home, kids. It doesn’t normally work. Do as I say, not as I do).
So, with this...
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Blah, I can't sleep.
This must be a very big crush I have. :)
Grammar Police
Kevin: hopefully feeling a lot better then i do now. i dont work tomarow. so just chill really.
Emily: tomorrow*
Emily: i mean....
Kevin: hahahaha
Kevin: bitch
Emily: manage your life.
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So, my date went really, really well.
Except for the explosive diarhea I had the entire time.
BRB, I have to go shit my pants now.