February 2009
167 posts
January 2009
195 posts
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acewepeel: i get so bummed out when i log onto myspace and get so excited for a new friend request
acewepeel: and then i see this
acewepeel: U CUDNT ROLL WIT ME DAWG IM 2 DEEP N DEES STREETS wants to be your friend!
Brittany: I saw that alcoholic friend of yours today.
Me: Eh, yeah, you're going to have to be more specific than that...
Brittany: Ah, of course.
Dad: I like this song. Who sings it?
Me: Edwin McCain. This was me and [ex-boyfriend]'s song.
Dad: Oh.
(Pause)
Dad: I hate this song.
Oh, no,
someone come along and washed away your hard-earned peace of mind.
John Denver - “Take Me Home, Country...
Remember Jessica Simpson in those jeans?
Well, their a size 25. So STFU. That’s damn fiiiiine. Hell yeah. I wear a 27. AKA the interwebz/TV keeps calling me fat.
"WE NEED FAME. Take that back... DESERVE FAME." -...
We have known our potential and have been campaigning for a reality show since 10th grade in high school.
The high school years would have consisted of partying in Oakland at Pitt with creepily older men, throwing up/crying in their stairwells; working at a camp, throwing up/crying in the stairwells; going to high school football games, throwing up/crying on stairwells.
The past three years...
Magnetic Fields - “Take Ecstasy With...
“Neither rain nor sleet nor snow
Can keep Pittsburgh away from Pone.”
– Poem by Alex for me
Um, but, this weather is terrible and might actually keep me from home. :(
Remember that commercial?
Dad: Hello?
Me: Hey, dad. Can I talk to mom? I have a question.
Dad: Why can't you ask me? Is it about boys?
Me: haha, no, I just need to ask her something.
Dad: Is it a feminine problem?
Me: Just put mom on, please!
Dad: (calling to my mom) Carol! It's Emily. I think she's having a not so fresh day.
I...I want this to happen soooo....so badly. →
Nobody likes a music snob.
I hear in my mind all of this music, and it breaks...
I never love nobody fully Always one foot on the ground And by protecting my heart truly I got lost In the sounds I hear in my mind
- Regina Spektor, “Fidelity”
Regina Spektor - “Hotel Song”
Oh,...
This is how it works:
You peer inside yourself You take the things you like And try to love the things you took And then you take that love you made And stick it into some Someone else’s heart Pumping someone else’s blood And walking arm in arm You hope it don’t get harmed But even if it does You’ll just do it all again
- Regina Spektor, “On the Radio”
“All this nothing has meant more to me than so many…somethings. So, thank...”
– Kathleen Kelly, “You’ve Got Mail”
One kick-ass present. →
“On New Year’s Day, 1802, President Thomas Jefferson received a gift of mythic proportions. Amid great fanfare, a mammoth cheese was delivered to the White House by the itinerant Baptist preacher John Leland. It measured more than four feet in diameter, thirteen feet in circumference, and seventeen inches in height; once cured, it weighed 1,235 pounds.”
Oh, hai. My...
I needed a ruler, so... →
Proof that the interwebz has everything I need.
The Avett Brothers - “When I Drink”
...
Today, classes were canceled. Feckin’ roight. Except, it doesn’t make a bit of damn sense. It’s just a normal December day in Indiana, Pennsylvania…snow, slush and gray skies. My understanding is we have classes when it’s -5 (feels like -15) degrees out and there are winter advisories everywhere, but not when kids might get slushie feet.
Give me your eyes, I need sunshine
‘Cause I’ll believe in anything, and you’ll believe in anything.
Patrick Wolf - “Overture”
Now...
insidethebox:joshawesome:dddanielle:
Joshua Radin...
I sent my mom 4 e-mails when she was away in Las...
These were her 4 separate replies:
LOOK CUTE
???????
chuckle
Are you drunk? LOL
God, you are the shit, mom.
“There’s an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and...”
– David Foster, House M.D., TB or Not TB, 2005
“My heart’s not dead,
it’s just bad weather in my temporary head”
– of Montreal - And I’ve Seen a Bloody Shadow (via willmccloud) (via acewepeel)
Uncle Jesse (Full House) - “Forever”
...
“We were something else back in the day. You’re the only girl I’ve...”
– - Rob
haha, he says stuff like this and makes it so hard not to love him.
ftsk!!
aprilrose:
disclaimer: if you read martinis in a tumblr(but add more alcoholism)you might like mine because she is my twin sister and best friend because we cant find friends with different parents. also if you like alcohol, lookbook, hello kitty, boys on bikes, and being the most rediculous person alive, you might also like this. if not. SUCKIT.
Completely true. We are twins, but I am the pretty...