Martinis in a tumblr, please.

"I get worn out from doing anything remotely sexual. How do you do it? Now I know how you got that..."

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:32:13 -0500

“I get worn out from doing anything remotely sexual. How do you do it? Now I know how you got that rockin body”

- -[redacted]

I’m posting this partially because it’s funny but mostly because it compliments me, back-handedly or otherwise.

I live with ear plugs in my ears.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:33:18 -0500

It’s a great way to pretend I live alone and not with a roommate, her loud friends, her snoring boyfriend, and her preference for a deafeningly loud TV setting.

wait, was that the fire alarm? eh…I’ll just wait ‘til I smell smoke.

Me and Schmevin. So psyched to take a picture with me. (feel...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:44:00 -0500

Me and Schmevin. So psyched to take a picture with me.

(feel free to fap. My boyfriend is a sexy son uvah bee sting)

Happy Halloween!!

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:37:29 -0500

Happy Halloween!!

me with my brother’s new baby, Evelyn

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:27:01 -0500

me with my brother’s new baby, Evelyn

bodywhispers: To all those parents with sleepless nights…

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:46:09 -0400

bodywhispers:

To all those parents with sleepless nights…

(via meltinyourmouth)

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:13:02 -0400

(via meltinyourmouth)

This morning I woke up at 7 am (I am a college student; This EXTREMELY early) so I could get suited...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:44:00 -0400

This morning I woke up at 7 am (I am a college student; This EXTREMELY early) so I could get suited up for an interview I had scheduled with a social worker for a class project. I paid to park my car on campus all day. I went to class in a suit. I drove to the agency early. Waited about 20 minutes until I finally found someone to tell me SHE CALLED OFF SICK.

Now, I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she’s dying, but I wasted money and so much time for this. I may just be an IUP student with a silly interview for class to her, but I took it very seriously and tried to be the definition of professional. I even called on Monday to confirm our appointment for today. She had my number. She didn’t have taken 30 seconds to save me hours and dollars. Now I have to reschedule and probably lose a week in respect to this projects due date.

I guess this is no longer my world with everyone else living in it. I guess this is the real world and I’m at the mercy of inconsiderate, unprofessionals.

My monitor shit the bed

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:39:21 -0400

on the BUSIEST week too. I can’t decide if this is positive (no distractions) or horrible (no work can be done in my own place, boring).

Today I...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:27:00 -0400

learned I have 4 classes left to take next semester. This means no more commuting for me.
learned that if I switch from Sociology with a Human Services concentration to Sociology General Track I will still have 4 classes to take next semester, but no 12 credit, 20 week, unpaid internship this summer.
started my application for a 2 year nursing school (hopefully with full-scholarship) that will end in a 3 year contract with a hospital in Pittsburgh for around $40,000 a year (opposed to around $20,000 a year with my sociology degree).
made appointments, went to class, did work and got a ton of stuff done.
am happy.

samann: christinefriar: [seymourglass:meghanelizabeth:...

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:28:13 -0400

samann:

christinefriar:

[seymourglass:meghanelizabeth: youmightfindyourself]

This is one of the nicest-looking ways to be eaten by a gigantic spider.

PASS.

onefootinthegrave: three50eight:

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:38:40 -0400

onefootinthegrave:

three50eight:

Jimi Hendrix may have played guitar with his teeth, but I once saw Weird Al Yankovic play an accordion hopping around with his leg behind his head.

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:20:57 -0400

History of Child Protective Services Law

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:00:04 -0400

Laws protecting animals from cruelty existed prior to laws protecting children from similar circumstances. In 1873, Etta Wheeler, a missionary working in the slums of New York, learned of a little girl who was being abused by her foster mother. Wheel was unable to get help from the police and childrens’ societies. She approached Henry Bergh, founder of the New York Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. Bergh used his influence to have Attorney Elbridge Gerry obtain a court order to remove the young child from the home. Eventually, the foster mother was convicted of assault.

(basically, they had to argue the child was an animal to get the child rights). Interesting, no?

I miss summer reading, Lilly Pulitzer swim suits, and bare feet...

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:19:57 -0400

I miss summer reading, Lilly Pulitzer swim suits, and bare feet in the grass.

andyreismeyer: look at you posing for a nice picture

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:32:52 -0400

andyreismeyer: look at you posing for a nice picture
andyreismeyer: i was surprised
andyreismeyer: you look like a real girl

Friends’ 21st last tuesday

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:08:03 -0400

Friends’ 21st last tuesday

The Flying Lizards, “Money (That’s What I...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:30:03 -0400

The Flying Lizards, “Money (That’s What I Want)”

The best things in life are free, But you can keep 'em for the birds and bees. Now give me money.

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:29:48 -0400

"Found a hot picture of me but I have zits. I’ll give you (a) sloppy open-mouth kiss(es) for some..."

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:29:04 -0400

“Found a hot picture of me but I have zits. I’ll give you (a) sloppy open-mouth kiss(es) for some photoshop work. Dealies?”

- Text message from guess who (via acewepeel)

Me, bitches! Duhsies.