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andyreismeyer: some funny
andyreismeyer: and weird
andyreismeyer: and uncomfortable shit</description><title>Martinis in a tumblr, please.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @martinis-in-a)</generator><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>No he doesn't.</title><description>acewepeel: so who pays for your gas?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
ejritchey: i dont know, i havent been that gassy lately&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
ejritchey: im eating healthier&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
acewepeel: I hate you&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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acewepeel: I'm going home instead&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
acewepeel: miss my dogs&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
ejritchey: aww yeah i miss you too, dawg&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
acewepeel: hahaha&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
acewepeel: hate you long time</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/248978855</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/248978855</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:32:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via slapshot)
soccer fans at a hockey game.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbey715i01qzypfmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://slapshot.tumblr.com/"&gt;slapshot&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;soccer fans at a hockey game.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/248678349</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/248678349</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:44:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>giantevilhead:

It’s very painful when somebody you care about is upset and confused and there’s...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://giantevilhead.tumblr.com/post/248514250/its-very-painful-when-somebody-you-care-about-is"&gt;giantevilhead&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;It’s very painful when somebody you care about is upset and confused and there’s nothing you can do. I wish I could help, but I don’t have the answers.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I think we often want to fix and solve our friends’ problems, but the most important thing they need is someone to just &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;listen&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;. And not that half-assed, wondering what you’re going to say next, waiting for them to stop talking so you can talk, listening, but true, active, selfless listening.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You don’t need the answers. I say, just sit with this friend and let them talk.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/248584113</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/248584113</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:43:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I've decided to commute to IUP from Pittsburgh,</title><description>&lt;p&gt;because IUP’s cable no longer offers the Animal Planet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Deal breaker. I’m outsies.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/247586677</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/247586677</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:28:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>kittenskittenskittens:

thedarksideoftherainbow:

-m


Garfield.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt895kRN9q1qzabqqo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kittenskittenskittens.tumblr.com/post/246625859"&gt;kittenskittenskittens&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedarksideoftherainbow.tumblr.com/post/246546674/m"&gt;thedarksideoftherainbow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;-m&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Garfield.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/246642118</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/246642118</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:47:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>gentleman:

3.38 Travel Size Natural Care. Awesome packaging...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8c55JJAq1qz6bu8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://talklikeagentleman.com/post/246621155/3-38-travel-size-natural-care-awesome-packaging"&gt;gentleman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thedieline.com/blog/2009/11/338-travel-size-natural-care.html"&gt;&lt;b&gt;3.38 Travel Size Natural Care&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. Awesome packaging idea - plastic pouches that fit the maximum 3.38 oz of liquid allowable for air travel, but in a compact (and RE-SEALABLE!) package. This concept needs to become a reality.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Does anyone really use a separate soap for their feet? Foot soap? What the flonk?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/246640796</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/246640796</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:46:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>It may be 3 a.m. on a Friday night, but my "to do" list is down from 2 pages to 2 bullet-points.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Suck it, life. I win. The big fish in the sky explodes and the trophy falls on me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/243439427</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/243439427</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:55:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>bodywhispers:

(via bendmeover)

This bro totally shaves his...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krzojcDtz51qzpnn0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bodywhispers.tumblr.com/post/240950738"&gt;bodywhispers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://bendmeover.tumblr.com/post/221288778/yusya22"&gt;bendmeover&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This bro totally shaves his ass.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/241034154</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/241034154</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:28:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I just got choked up over a Kay's Jewlers comercial.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Someone &lt;strike&gt;needs to get laid&lt;/strike&gt; misses her boyfriend.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/241031256</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/241031256</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:25:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>you're welcome.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.thingsonabner.com"&gt;you're welcome.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/236219306</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/236219306</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:55:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"I get worn out from doing anything remotely sexual. How do you do it? Now I know how you got that..."</title><description>“I get worn out from doing anything remotely sexual. How do you do it? Now I know how you got that rockin body”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;-[redacted]&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’m posting this partially because it’s funny but mostly because it compliments me, back-handedly or otherwise.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/235238657</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/235238657</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:32:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I live with ear plugs in my ears.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It’s a great way to pretend I live alone and not with a roommate, her loud friends, her snoring boyfriend, and her preference for a deafeningly loud TV setting.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;wait, was that the fire alarm? eh…I’ll just wait ‘til I smell smoke.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/234907897</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/234907897</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:33:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Me and Schmevin. So psyched to take a picture with me.

(feel...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksk4c8lkTg1qzpa9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Me and Schmevin. So psyched to take a picture with me.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(feel free to fap. My boyfriend is a sexy son uvah bee sting)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/232285263</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/232285263</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:44:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy Halloween!!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksk4aiKmPX1qzpa9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Happy Halloween!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/232279771</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/232279771</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:37:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>me with my brother’s new baby, Evelyn</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksk3t4lA9K1qzpa9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;me with my brother’s new baby, Evelyn&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/232270986</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/232270986</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:27:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>bodywhispers:

To all those parents with sleepless nights…
</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/227534134/tumblr_ksawm9Yb0F1qzqb09&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bodywhispers.tumblr.com/post/227391357"&gt;bodywhispers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;To all those parents with sleepless nights…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/227534134</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/227534134</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:46:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(via meltinyourmouth)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksa5u7SJuh1qzo5lbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://meltinyourmouth.tumblr.com/"&gt;meltinyourmouth&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/226992946</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/226992946</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:13:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This morning I woke up at 7 am (I am a college student; This EXTREMELY early) so I could get suited...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;This morning I woke up at 7 am (I am a college student; This EXTREMELY early) so I could get suited up for an interview I had scheduled with a social worker for a class project. I paid to park my car on campus all day. I went to class in a suit. I drove to the agency early. Waited about 20 minutes until I finally found someone to tell me SHE CALLED OFF SICK.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she’s dying, but I wasted money and so much time for this. I may just be an IUP student with a silly interview for class to her, but I took it very seriously and tried to be the definition of professional. I even called on Monday to confirm our appointment for today. She had my number. She didn’t have taken 30 seconds to save me hours and dollars. Now I have to reschedule and probably lose a week in respect to this projects due date.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I guess this is no longer my world with everyone else living in it. I guess this is the real world and I’m at the mercy of inconsiderate, unprofessionals.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/225268883</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/225268883</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:44:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My monitor shit the bed</title><description>&lt;p&gt;on the BUSIEST week too. I can’t decide if this is positive (no distractions) or horrible (no work can be done in my own place, boring).&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/225264092</link><guid>http://martinis-in-a.tumblr.com/post/225264092</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:39:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Today I...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;learned I have 4 classes left to take next semester. This means no more commuting for me.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;learned that if I switch from Sociology with a Human Services concentration to Sociology General Track I will still have 4 classes to take next semester, but no 12 credit, 20 week, unpaid internship this summer.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;started my application for a 2 year nursing school (hopefully with full-scholarship) that will end in a 3 year contract with a hospital in Pittsburgh for around $40,000 a year (opposed to around $20,000 a year with my sociology degree).&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;made appointments, went to class, did work and got a &lt;b&gt;ton &lt;/b&gt;of stuff done.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;am happy.&lt;/li&gt;
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