Martinis in a tumblr, please.

WHAT UP, blast from the past?

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 23:04:49 -0500

Do any of you even remember me??? Last time you saw me post, I was getting over a serious heart ache and partying my face off. That was 2010.

2011? Met the love of my life, moved in with him, married him, had a baby with him.

Now, it’s 2012, I have a husband and a 4 month old baby boy. WHAT THE FLONK???

Anywhoozles, I have a “new” life, which means new blog!

Please go follow me at http://work-love-mom.tumblr.com/

(I loved you so much, Martinis-in-a.tumblr.com. SO MUCH. I’ll dump some of my 40 out for you next time I have one…. When the eff will that be?)

I can haz cookie?

Tue, 19 Oct 2010 09:23:33 -0400

Ewww, two part-time jobs and an hour commute to both. I live with my boyfriend in the suburbs and have almost no free nights to hang out with my friends because I have to be at work or up early for work. I go over to my parents house to watch TV for an exciting venture outside the house. The only fun plans I’m looking forward to is having my parents over for the Pens game on Thursday.

My high school best friends are in Meadville, PA; Baltimore, MD; and Columbus, SC. I’m in Pittsburgh, PA. One of those besties has a 3 mo. old and a husband and we’re currently. My home town best friends are migrating south for the winter.

This. is. my. hell.

CHANGING THINGS IMMIDIATELY!!!!

Technical difficulty. That’s embarrassing, birches. I mean…bitches.

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 18:58:30 -0400

Technical difficulty. That’s embarrassing, birches. I mean…bitches.

Got the Droid x today

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 18:55:46 -0400

Tumble app. rocks on it. Welcome me back birches!

probs gonna start using this biggie bull shiz again since I have no phone.

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 22:19:32 -0400

or friends.

Only signed on here after 6 months because Alex said he was going to post a joke I put on Facebook.

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 22:18:41 -0400

Whatevah.

Got my first moving-violation ticket EVER.

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 02:40:09 -0400

Man… I left the bar and drove the kid I’m very recently dating literately across the street and got pulled over for making an illegal turn. Then had to do a DUI test, passed and got a $110 ticket for the turn.

Fucking so embarrassing.

But, oh well. I’m just going to look at the fine as pretty low in perspective to the hundreds of times I have deserved much, much larger fines and jail time.

My date last night told me that his two deal breakers in women are smoking and swearing.

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 18:09:58 -0400

Well, shit, this ain’t gonn’ fuckin’ work. *puff* *puff*

Man, I have amazing men in my life. From father, to brothers, to friends.

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 02:40:09 -0400

Man, I have amazing men in my life. From father, to brothers, to friends.

I’m at the office ALL ALONE today (I am the...

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 13:40:59 -0400

I’m at the office ALL ALONE today (I am the intern…who thought this would be a good idea?). I don’t have access to the filing cabinets because I can’t find the keys. I don’t have keys to the front door, so I don’t know how I’m suposed to lock up. I don’t have anything to do, because I finished the “to-do” list left for me by 11 am.

What I DO have is access to the food pantry. What up!? Are those Coa Coa Pebbles?!?

SO I just left this kid I’ve been dating for about 3 months a voicemail that said “This...

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 13:26:24 -0400

SO I just left this kid I’ve been dating for about 3 months a voicemail that said “This is ridiculous…shit or get off the pot already!” because he told me the other week he wants to take things slow and natural.

My response time is 2 weeks late and extremely immature.

iammattjordan: I may be in NYC in July to hang out with Cam for...

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 13:06:38 -0400

iammattjordan:

I may be in NYC in July to hang out with Cam for her birthday, and might be back in August to hang with Emily for her flight delay.

Excitementttt.

Shit hell yeah! I wouldn’t even be mad if I get mugged while there, as long as I get schwasty-faced with Matt Jordan at least ~~one time~~ 6 times in ~~one day~~ a few hours.

Followers from New York City: HELP!!!!!

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 18:57:00 -0400

My friend from Germany is going to be in America for a few weeks, so I booked a flight to NYC to meet up with her for a few days. My flight gets in at 12:15 pm; HERS DOESN’T GET IN UNTIL 8 pm!

Meaning I will be alone in new york city for 8 hours (maybe more with flight delays).

Please be my friend. If anyone is willing to meet up with me, show me around, and just hang out, I would be extremely happy! (I might even buy you dinner).

E-mail me: eritchey1@gmail.com

I am a young professional.

Fri, 14 May 2010 23:52:53 -0400

Today was such an ego boost. I dressed up, wearing a black wrap-dress and some black, patent, peep-toe sling-backs, and looked fine as hell, and by George, I knew it.

I work in an office in a courthouse which handles PFA’s (protection from abuse orders), and the young clerks for one of the judges popping their heads into the office every 20 minutes definitely went to my head.

Deal with it.

I just bought this necklace! And I love it, seeing as my last...

Sun, 09 May 2010 23:36:00 -0400

I just bought this necklace! And I love it, seeing as my last name’s Ritchey. It has potential to be one of those “wear-everyday-and-make-it-your-signature” pieces.

Ladies, if you are friends with a couple...

Sat, 01 May 2010 02:05:00 -0400

…even if you are closer with the dude, always hug the lady first upon greeting or departure.

because you have a vagina, and she probably hates you for it.

I chipped my tooth tonight.

Sat, 01 May 2010 01:57:46 -0400

There is no story behind this. It was not done in a badass way, and that pisses me off, more than being a hideous jack-o-lantern does.

This song gets so rad around 1 min. Fleet Foxes, “Your...

Sun, 25 Apr 2010 12:56:38 -0400

This song gets so rad around 1 min.

Fleet Foxes, “Your Protector”

looks like my brother was so pissed about the Pens losing that...

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 00:25:10 -0400

looks like my brother was so pissed about the Pens losing that he couldn’t even make it to his bedroom without removing his gear.

Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, “Home”

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 19:16:52 -0400

Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, “Home”